Chalkie (unofficial Chi-town Bid Masot)
In the end, not even the bedazzling glow of an appeal by beloved President Barack Obama could sway the International Olympic Committee. Chicago is out, Rio is in. So much for all those ‘Chalkie’ t-shirt sales. So much for a new corruption fiasco revenue stream for Chi-town. In a fitting bit of irony, the Chicago bid appears to have been out-politicked by the international community within the IOC. Too bad we still don’t have Blago heading up our fine state; with him (and his hair) given free rein to implement the Chicago Way and work all the bid-angles along with Mayor Daley, who can doubt the IOC would’ve eventually been persuaded.
From where I’m sitting, south of I-80, this failure is a good thing. Sure the Olympics would’ve brought jobs, cash, and publicity to Chicago, but at what price? Veteran Tribune Columnist John Kass knows the score. He was ready to invest heavily in T-shirt sales along these lines: ‘Chicago 2016′ on the front, ‘Terra Haute 2020′ on the back. Why, you ask? Because, as he so eloquently puts it:
As every Chicago politician knows, Terre Haute, Ind., is home to a federal prison. That’s where a few would be tossed after boodling their way to Olympic fortunes. And why 2020? That’s how long it would take for grand juries to do their work.


Yeah, that’s what ol’ Clint as Will Munny told the nefarious Hackman before he blew him away in Unforgiven.

