Books: Among Thieves

In Brief:  Douglas Hulick’s Among Thieves provides fantasy fans a first-rate immersion in one of the great but often overlooked settings of the genre:  the thieves guild.  The story, a first-person account of local rogue Dorthe, twists, turns, and double-crosses through mean streets, imperial plots, and ancient conspiracies.

Pros:  For a thief, spy, and wise-guy, Drothe is a likable guy and an excellent narrator.  Hulick does a fine job describing the workings of the Kin underworld, injecting their Cant speech, and providing a descriptive background of the city, Ildrecca, without going overboard or bogging down.  The action and swordplay are also well-written.

Cons: A first-person fantasy novel will nearly always lack a level of self-awareness by the narrator.  In other words, Drothe tells the story, while withholding some key developments, and doesn’t seem that changed or affected by it.  That’s mostly OK.  I wonder if Hulick could have pulled this story off in a close third person perspective, which would have freed him up to do some chapters from other character viewpoints as well.

Review:  Admit it:  if you come to fantasy fiction from any kind of role-playing background (e.g. D&D, GURPS, etc.), you probably have a soft spot for the thief.  He’s the guy who blends into shadows, ferrets out information, picks locks, and infiltrates hard targets.  He contributes through guile, stealth, and skill rather than brawn or sorcery.  In most fantasy, the thief is a supporting character, there to pick pockets, sneak around, double cross, etc.  Not often enough do we see a novel not only devoted to this archetype, but set in the seamy underworld of the thief’s domain.

Among Thieves – A Tale of the Kin, delves into this world from the opening scene.  Drothe, is a Nose – a wiseguy collector of information and spreader of rumors – with enough clout and experience to be successful without being important.  He moves from dodge to dodge, specializing in artifact retrieval, which soon puts him on the trail of a relic – a book.    Drothe starts sniffing around, finding clues that seem to link the book to a burgeoning underworld war in a particularly seedy part of town.  Old favors get called in.  Powerful crime lords and imperial forces get interested.  Drothe quickly starts to understand that this book many involve powerful, forbidden magic, and old secrets.  He’s in over his head.

Hulick moves his protagonist through this shadowy web with skill, providing enough detail and nuance to give the reader a sense of the city, its history, and its many layers of underworld society.  He doesn’t go overboard as is so often the case in fantasy and keeps the plot and Drothe moving.  This book is a caper and a mystery at its heart, which means timing and pacing are very important.  The author and his editors deserve kudos for finding the right balance.  It’s obvious Hulick had a huge amount of background notes and material he used in building this world and story, but he was sharp enough to keep this from overwhelming the novel.

The characters are fun and vivid as well.  Sure, they’re built from well-used archetypes (a mix of crime novels and fantasy), but the important ones are distinctive enough.  Bronze Degan, a sort of mercenary with a secret code of honor, protects Drothe’s back and jabs back and forth verbally with him to good effect.  Christiana, Drothe’s sister, has moved up from the street to the nobility without revealing her true origins.  Her secret gives Drothe additional worries and headaches.  Jelem is an outlander wizard, providing occasional help for a price.  And the crimelords with whom Drothe works and runs afoul – Nicco and Kells and Shadow –  all convincing and distinct in their way.

This being a first-person novel, the heart and soul of the story resides firmly with Drothe.  He seems more motivated by loyalty to his friends and allies than turning a buck, and his curiosity, wit, and, yes, humility make him easy to like and identify with almost immediately.  Drothe’s skills and contacts help him move from one mystery and escape to the next.  He manipulates people, sure, and calls in old favors and betrays old trusts.  But he feels bad about doing it, rationalizes, and ultimately looks for the path to redemption.  It’s a strange code of honor Hulick has created for his lead thief, yet this only adds to the enjoyment.

My main problems with first-person novels in fantasy are annoying narrators, point-of-view limitations, and literary hang-ups.  Among Thieves doesn’t suffer from the first.  The point-of-view limitations are more speculative on my part:  I like a close third person story that switches between several lead characters, and Hulick’s skill with Drothe makes me wonder if he couldn’t have pulled this off with a few more leads.  As far as the literary argument:  when a first-person lead withholds key information for the sake of a plot, this annoys me.  The fact that Drothe is telling this tale lets me know he’s not going to die.  And self-awareness and epiphany are supposed to be key elements of the first-person story (at least according to our literary betters).    These are very minor nitpicks, probably my own personal hangups, and certainly shouldn’t dissuade a potential reader.

Bottom Line:     Among Thieves is well-written underworld fun.  For those looking for a book set in the urban-crime sub-genre of fantasy, this is a real treat.  I’m looking forward to Doug Hulick’s next story and eager to see where he takes us.

Illini on the Brink

It’s been nine days since Illinois’ improbable win over Ohio State, and the Orange and Blue are back on the court tonight at Penn State.  They are about to begin a key stretch of games that will tell us a lot about where this team truly stands.  Just like Michigan State is better than it’s early season losses, just like Indiana isn’t nearly as good as their impressive home wins indicated, these Illini are tough to figure.

Joe B.

Brandon Paul’s awesome performance against the Buckeyes hid a lot of warts.  This is still a team that plays uneven defense, gives up way too many turnovers, and can look downright awful on offense.  On the other hand, they win close games, play hard, and have some of the better athletes at their positions in the country with Myers Leonard and Paul.

Bruce Weber and Co. have six more home games, which you should win but never know.  And by my count, four toss-up road games, where you at least have a chance to win.  If the Illini could somehow get ten more wins, they’d be looking at a share of the Big 10 and a high seed.  Seven or eight wins are more likely.  Six or less is a sign of implosion.

Much of the coming success or lack thereof depends continuing improvement by key players and the health of Sam Maniscalco and others.  If Sam can play again, it opens up options.  If he’s severely limited or someone else gets hurt, all bets are off.  We also know the Weber will not change the offense, and that we are stuck with the motion.  Again.  So the only hope there is they avoid the excruciatingly long droughts, somehow pass better, and shoot well against the good teams.

Let’s check in on Beemsville’s pre-season keys to the season and see where we are…

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Movies: Sherlock Holmes 2

…based on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s books, written by Michele Mulroney and Kieran Mulroney, directed by Guy Ritchie, starring Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Noomi Rapace, and Jared Harris.

Pros:  This is another up-tempo, clever, detective/buddy cop/caper in true Guy Ritchie mode.  Downey and Law continue their great chemistry as Holmes and Watson.

Cons:  Sherlock purists may have some complaints with authenticity.  That’s about it.

Review:  With so many poorly done big budget, large-scale movies and sequels being produced, it’s good to see one actually work.  That’s Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, which brings collaborators Ritchie, RDJr., and Law together again.  We are pretty big fans of all three of these guys, and were looking forward to Sherlock 2 since hearing it was in production.

The movie was every bit as enjoyable as the first one, which we lauded a few years back.  Sherlock 2 picks up right where the last one left off, with Holmes on the trail of Professor Moriarty (expertly portrayed by Jared Harris) and in seeming denial about the impending marriage of Watson.  Investigating a series of bombings across Europe, Holmes quickly connects these events to unseen hands attempting to escalate European nationalists to a war-time fervor.

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Illinois Debt Top 10

Late last Friday came the news that Moodys cut the State of Illinois’ credit rating, meaning tax-payers will have to pay an even higher rate of interest on all the debt the state continues to accumulate.  This, in combination with news that California’s credit rating actually increased (hey, they know people who know people out there), means Illinois has the worst credit rating of all fifty states.

And so we bring you, in classic Letterman style…

TOP 10 ILLINOIS DEBT RESPONSES

10. C’mon, man, it’s not like we’re using.  We’re clean.  We’re clean…

9.  What do you mean we only get in-store credit?  It used to be called the Sears Tower!  And look – it’s Wrigley Field and Soldier Field and stuff.  That’s got to be worth something….

8.   Give us better rates or we’ll file a grievance with the union.

7.  What are you going to do?  Move to Indiana?  Wisconsin?  Missouri?  Iowa?!?

6.  We gotta plan:  casinos, casinos, casinos.  Put ‘em everywhere.  What’s the worst that can happen? Continue Reading

Retention Irony

A couple years ago, we switched from Dish Network to DirecTV.  I was amused and surprised by the follow up phone calls and incrementally aggressive offers by Dish.  They came close to matching the DirecTV intro offer.  Of course all this did was make me cranky, because it indicated how I’d been overpaying for months and months.  Yes,  most people know you have to call the TV providers and wheedle and threaten every once in awhile to keep them honest.

So last month, when AT&T came by with an offer to combine TV and Internet, we decided to take them up on it.  The Internet connection was the key:  we wanted to move up from DSL, and with AT&T Uverse we finally had an option that did not oblige us to either keep a land phone line or subscribe to outrageously expensive cable TV.

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Mixed Bag for Orange and Blue

New Year’s Eve obliged Illini Fans to ply their remote control skills, set up two TV feeds, or head to the sports bar.   With the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl in San Francisco and a basketball game at Purdue on concurrently, we chose the sports bar option.  The football team, looking energetic if not particularly skillful,  defeated UCLA  20-14.  As the same time, the basketball team started well before a horrible stretch of play saw them go down by nearly 30 to the Boilers, losing 75-60.

Some general reactions to the two games follow, but specifically we’d like to point to the lack of offensive bite and execution by both teams.  Football has had it’s problems all year and again struggled against a UCLA team that had given up 50 or more in previous games.  Coach Beckman will need to find some playmakers fast if he wants to compete against decent teams.  Weber’s crew continues to struggle on the hardwood, looking positively clueless and inept at times.  They seem determined to make up for not getting good shots by turning it over in bad spots.  We’ve harped on the ‘Motion’ offense repeatedly and will probably continue to do so until Coach implements some changes or is no longer here.  The bottom line is, you have to score to win.  And if you’re good on offense, people generally enjoy watching you play.  If the Illini are going to move themselves up in the hierarchy in both revenue sports, they need to improve their scoring. Continue Reading

Books: The Historian

In Brief:  Elizabeth Kostova’s The Historian is a character-driven novel that follows Cold War-era scholars from two generations across Europe in search of one of history’s greatest fiends.  The book lives and breathes through its narrators as they uncover archival clues, lost texts, and letters while trying to avoid the dark reach of their quarry.

Pros:   Beautifully written, with strong accessible characters, The Historian takes the best narrative elements of historical mystery in pop culture (think Indiana Jones, Dan Brown) without dumbing it down.  The descriptive prose and sometime heart-wrenching interactions are first-rate.

Cons:  Not many.  The book is long, sprawling, and never in a hurry.  Could be a detriment to less patient readers.  The action of the final climax is strangely brief and understated – perhaps to avoid clichés or maybe because Kostova just wasn’t sure how to treat it.

Review:  The Historian, as it’s title demands, is about the pursuit of knowledge of the past.  A search for truth, meaning, and understanding through the records and documents of our forebears.  The story focuses on this captial ‘H’ history as well as the personal history of the narrator, Julia, and her family.  Julia is about sixteen in 1972 when she discovers some strange letters in her father’s study.  Addressed to “an unfortunate successor”, they hint at a scholarly search for historical truth that somehow led to the demise of the author.  When Julia confronts her father, he confesses that the letters originated from his mentor and graduate advisor, Dr. Rossi, and begins to tell their tale.  Julia quickly realizes how unwilling her father is to tell this story.  His sorrow and concern are profound, and she begins to understand that he is telling her also about his own past, while hinting at the fate of Julia’s notably absent mother. Continue Reading

Best Buy Grinches Beemsville

You may have seen the ads by Best Buy, talking a little smack at Santa about how they’re so much better at supplying gifts…  Yeah, it all sorta runs together this time of year.  But those ads have been running since Thanksgiving, and like suckers, thousands and thousands of us bough in – us included.  We purchased a laptop and printer on Cyber Monday as gifts for family members.

The printer went into back order, so I cancelled it and bought it at Office Depot.  Cost me $10 more, but hey.  The laptop, on the other hand…  Well, it was a very good deal, and up until two days ago I still thought there was a chance.  You see, I called Best Buy’s customer service, waited on hold the required 25 minutes, only to have the drone on the other end tell me, “it looks like it’s left the warehouse and should arrive at your local store for pickup tomorrow.”  Obviously, she’d been told to provide that line (i.e., her bosses told her to lie to customers). Continue Reading

Motion-less

The last two games (last four, really) for Illini hoops are my chief exhibits in the case against the motion offense.  The ratio is just about right.  For every one game  where the offense is really clicking (see Gonzaga) you have four games where it’s not.  And you risk having a game like the one against UNLV (25% shooting from the field) where the offense is just terrible.  The principles of moving without the ball and recognizing opportunities are sound.  The idea of hard cuts and solid screens – also sound.  But the overall results, and the way the players end up reacting to the motion offense…  Well, it’s not good.

We’ve blogged several times with complaints about how the offense tends to get bogged down and predictable – particularly on the backend of the Big 10 schedule, when everyone has seen the tendencies and variations.  We had chocked some of that up to the limitations of the players, either the lack of a complete skillset or inability to see the game and change things up.  But based on early returns, this year, the past five years,  and only one-and-a-half seasons (see Deron, Luther, Dee, James, Roger) for which this offense actually worked, I can say that I no longer want to see Illinois running a straight motion.  Here’s my basic reasoning: Continue Reading

Mend it like Beckman

A week ago Tim Beckman became the 23rd Fighting Illini head football coach.  He takes over for the Zooker, so in that respect we applaud the move.  It’s not that we disliked the Zooker, it’s just that 6-6 was about all we were going to get.

So it’s Beckman – an Ohio guy most recently responsible for turning around Toledo in the MAC.  Beckman:  a high energy guy with the requisite football resume, that includes stops on staffs with Jim Tressel and Urbban Meyer.  He’s a coach we assumed would have been on the shortlist from the beginning, and if you couldn’t get Chris Petersen away  from Boise State (and Illinois certainly could not) he’s solid.  At Toledo he was a strong recruiter and his teams scored a lot of points.  He fits the mold of the up-and-coming MAC coach ready for a Big 10 move.

We are officially on board with the give-Beckman-a-chance mantra espoused by many Illini fans.  Why?  Well, it’s a change at the top nearly everyone felt was needed, and getting negative from the outset serves no purpose.  The new coach got a five-year contract, which means he gets at least four to show his stuff.  Fortunately for him, the bar is not that high at Illinois.  Just start to move up the conference pecking order, finish above .500, and start to establish some consistency.  Get some recruits.  Compete with the traditional heavyweights once in awhile.  Start something. Continue Reading